Welcome to Skeleton Castle

we get our first view of the ramshackle town of bardmerg

General Crockley talks with the awful citizens of Mardberg

Crockley has some beer but that won

Crockley and the Bardmerg villagers bond over beer and hatred of others. They decide to move the conversation to the pub

Crockley and the Bardmerg spokesperson discuss Mardborg and Skeleton Castle in the Pub

crockley and the Bardberg crowd bond further over their antipathy towards Mardberg. Crockley admits to killing Tobes

now the bardmerg folk are scared - Crockley needs reassurance they

T is asking uncomforatble questions about why a war with the skeletons is necessary at the moment#

T hits a nerve and crockley reveals that his hatred of skeletons is deeply personal. They hug

Crockley explains how he found out his wife was a skeleton after flaying her

T points out that everyone has a skeleton. Crockley flips his lid and has him siezed

Crocley has the Bardmerg gang flayed down to their fleshy middle but is shocked by the results

As their flesh parts from their bones he sees said bones and realises that the Bardmerg folk were skeletons all along